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Divine Patience Stretched

_POSTED_BY bjorn

Monday, 14 April 2008

The Divine Spark

Requires energy

Fuel

Not constant supplication

Nor an eternity of snivelling demands

Even praise and adoration have diminishing returns

And all those candles cant be good for the environment

So chill out

Leave me alone

Just accept shit happens

And that your lives are pretty insignificant anyway

You know what?

I'm really tired of humanity

I just want to hang with the non duplicitous cherubs

Go create another God

Comments

d	\|2008-04-12 22:00:35

Yeah, who'd be a God? The hours are lousy, no breaks and no retirement plan.

Sarah

|2008-04-13 15:57:23

great concept check with this piece...
God doesn't want to bargain,
and he's
not responsible for answering prayers.

anna	\|2008-04-13 15:58:31

The Zoroastrians understand that the energy behind the divine spark or fire is
good , we just have to make sure it doesnt overly consume us or get extinguished
by the mundane.

frank

|2008-04-13 16:11:59

an all knowing god would already be aware of the grovelling aims of our prayers
before we even utttered them. if there is a god ,s/he probably has humanity on
mute and just wishes we'd take a bit more resposibility for fucking up our own
lives and the sustainable future of the planet.

jillian

|2008-04-13 21:03:37

all those shrines that are constructed for negotiation purposes probably make
God mighty nervous.

The Little Flower

|2008-04-14 03:22:51

God has the right to ignore the pleas and laments of the duplicitous.

anna	\|2008-04-14 06:16:03

I think God would like a lifeisbrutallyunfair.com t-shirt.

dharma punk

|2008-04-14 14:18:48

God's apathetic indifference towards humanity will never be as ruthless as the
protestant work ethic.

Anonymous

|2008-04-18 09:58:21

O Ye Heretics of little faith,
blasphemy against the Flying Spaghetti
Monster,
creator of all things,
is punishable by damnation,
to Hell,
which
is similar to Heaven,
only the Beer is flat,
and the Strippers have
syphilis.
RAmen.

"And mock ye not, lest thee be split atwainst by his
Noodley Appendage!" ~ Linguini, 12:18

droid

|2008-04-19 20:49:12

i hear we are going to uplink to the jawa for spiritual survival toolkit

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