Emily's Great Escape
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Monday, 21 April 2008

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Emily had always dreamed of a Round the World trip

And the cruise on the SS Prince Ranier had been a snip at $9,000 for a month on the high seas

Which was as near round the world as damn it to a cleaner from the Bronx

Who'd never been much further than Coney Island

She looked at the boarding card and itinerary again 

Visiting 15 exotic and enchanting ports in the Mediterranean and North Africa 

Including the a port in Lebanon

If the fighting stopped

She had rushed around the malls with her credit card after work

buying clothes for the trip

No point in travelling light she told herself

As she blew another $4,000 on a Cruise wardrobe

And booked an upgrade to first class

An additional $2500  bucks

But which included all evening meals

And a chance to dine at the Captains table

She decided that would require a new watch

And treated herself to a Cartier for $3,000

And shoes., Emily decided on quantity rather than quality alone

But didnt skimp on herself as she bought 12 pairs for $3,000

The beauticians bill had came in at half that

The beautician was very friendly though

Unlike the plastic surgeon 

Who'd taken another three grand

For smoothing the wrinkles around her eyes

The legacy of the daily struggle

Of countless hours of overtime just to get by

He'd done a good job though

But she still looked and felt a  lot older than her 35 years  

Life had not been very kind

It had worn her like weathered sandstone 

She'd  chatted about the cruise with the beautician

The girls name was Kulvinder

And she'd handed Emily a Sikh amulet free of charge

' It'll bring you good fortune ' she said

Perhaps you'll meet the man of your dreams' 

Emily thanked her kindly and later threw the amulet  away

She didnt need luck nor a man for life

She looked down at the letter that had started it all again

It was from her bank

Informing her that her credit limit was being raised to some ridiculous  amount

She'd felt  the bank deliberately wanted to get her into even deeper debt

The bank had even used the ability to take an unplanned holiday in its reasons for increasing her credit limit

That had been the decider 

They knew how much she earned as the cleaning agency she worked for had been paying her wages through the bank for years 

Even with overtime it was a pittance 

So she'd thought fuck it, I'll take that holiday of a lifetime

And given in her notice to the agency and told them she wasnt coming back 

The ship sailed at 9.00 am the next day

But Emily couldnt sleep 

She was too busy anticipating the throb of the cruise ships massive  engines underneath her

The sights, sounds and smell of the open sea 

Thoughts of the great temporary adventures ahead

And of finally waving goodbye to the struggle 

And at the back of her mind wondering if  the credit card company or her bank would smell a rat at this late stage

And whether she should take the plunge 

On the return voyage or wait til she got home. 

Whatever she thought, I'm going

 

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Sy   |2008-04-22 19:59:52
Ha! even if Emily made it out of the harbour they'd find out and throw her
overboard before she had a chance to dine with the Captain and run up a drinks
tab..

Her actions are immoral.
Anonymous   |2008-04-23 00:32:42
Hey Sy, why do you think credit card companies have such high interest rates?
Anonymous   |2008-04-23 01:22:25
The credit card companies are engaged in legitimate business, they don't force
people to get into debt and of course they profit on interest payments , why
shouldn't they, its their money people are borrowing?. They are just providing a
service. The Emily's of this world need to learn to live within their means or
just shut up and pay the price of living beyond them. I have no time for losers.
DOS   |2008-04-23 03:35:52
Looking pretty good for a matchstick factory girl
K   |2008-04-23 04:23:48
anonymous #2 (the third person who posted) has no sense of humor, it's really
irritating
Kat   |2008-04-23 13:59:23
#2 has no heart

Go for it Emily
J   |2008-07-24 07:45:39
I have always been mesmerised by this picture.
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