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Big Pharma is preaching Chemical Redemption again with miraculous claims for Oxytocin a mammalian hormone that doubles up as a nurotransmitterin the brain and apparently makes for more trusting lab rats ' Oh Please let me participate in this experiment, Sir' we're told Oxytocin glues society together its the smug hug drug the blu tac of social conduct and behaviour and if they get the delivery system right the instant embourgeoisement tool it'll make you well, popular, successful and cool it induces labour just drop it Baby! its the elixir for getting on in life and getting ahead with a winning smile it reduces repetitive behaviours Ok, Ok ,Ok! already! it plays a role in making orgasms fucking great too hey, I'm sorry this has never happened before.. it addresses erectile dysfunction Honey, I think we'd better just ....stop I'm charging by the hour here Oxytocin also bonds friendships Hey, see you around It makes one desirable No he definitely said this was his number.. it encourages generosity Fuck it, take my wallet - just dont shoot me Promotes a connectedness and general sense of well-being Hey, do you think we could hang out and meditate? It makes people fall in love Oh Nooooo.. if you are autistic, have a personality disorder or are just outright socially fucking averse Oxytocin is probably just the drug for you imagine being the ideal social type finally being able to relate and empathise to be able to read peoples faces and respond to commonly understood emotional cues 'Momma I'm home!' I've been fixed thanks to Oxytocin I'm all social now lets hang out , hug and talk about the illusion of free will social adaptability and autonomous human behaviour Consult a Medical Practitioner before Using Oxytocin
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