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greyhound doa

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Wednesday, 04 June 2008

adios smalltown frustrations
and all that bad fucking ancestral feng shui

i've got my guitar

i'm bailing out of the no status class ma
as there's nothing in it for me.

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anna	\|2008-06-04 14:33:59

isnt Henry doing ads now ?

vinny

|2008-06-04 16:17:40

"class war destroyed my dreams"
that's it!
everyone knows it,
but
we're still not supposed to talk about it....

'say goodbye to hollywood' by
Billy Joel is still one of my favorite songs.

folks with broken dreams are a
real colorful bunch, they tend to have overly developed personalities

It's
weird, I recently went through a deep depression because I never made it, or
became famous, it was pretty pathetic.......but you know, in order for a few to
succeed, many must fail, it's the process of filtration and elimination

anna	\|2008-06-05 09:45:48

' they tend to have overdeveloped personalties '

Oh! We do! We do! We
do!

I fled the rust belt to get ahead way back but never managed to and its
been an interesting journey but I can honestly say that perpetual re-invention
dilutes the soul.

Pleasantville Kid

|2008-06-05 10:31:59

Shucks, you are breaking my heart again guys. Next we'll have Jillian back
whining ' I coulda been a contender'.

Accept your lot in life while those of
us more cut out for it move on.

David J

|2008-06-05 18:13:27

you can't even get laid anymore unless you're a celebrity....I'm not talking
about the countless folks that get 15 minutes here and there, that's easy, the
internet has made it possible for everyone to get a little bit of attention now
and again. (everyone's a star on myspace) But It seems like you really have to
be a household name in order to have consistent opportunities for sex. How does
one with dashed hopes and dreams go about getting laid? It's fucking hysterical
man. I don't know how to sell myself to the ladies.

anna	\|2008-06-05 18:31:44

Try buying.

sy	\|2008-06-05 22:03:08

I wonder if there is a celebrity to general population ratio and if the net
kinda democratises that and makes everyone a little bit famous in their own web
browser .

Not that ' everyone ' really has access to the net, out of a world
population of 6,676,120,288 around 1,407,724,920 use the net which is 21.1 % or
just over a fifth of the global population.

The other 4 fifths of humanity
are probably fully preoccupied just trying to survive .

Jane	\|2008-06-06 02:59:03

WTF have those stats got to do with David J getting laid?

DOS	\|2008-06-06 03:55:39

while most people are busy raising their children you guys are flapping your
wings like lost birds.....it's tough not having any refernece points, just be
glad you're not trapped though, those demanding systems of validation really
take a toll. My wife isn't happy, but the hookers I know are.

DOS - TYPO

|2008-06-06 03:57:02

I meant to say it's tough not having any reference points

sarah

|2008-06-06 05:26:46

i actually think the stats are far more telling than David's inability to get
laid, and I sense part of the premise of this website is the recognition that
most of the world is suffering horribly........and in the meantime 20% of the
population is starring in their own opera, doing whatever it takes to become
famous.

hey David, have you ever thought about seeking out sex with members
of your own sex? it would probably be easier and a lot less
complicated.

i'm pushing 40, i haven't had any action for years
but
suddenly, lots of lesbians check me out at the gym, this never happened to me
when i was younger, it's interesting.

david j

|2008-06-06 05:34:25

fuck off sarah, i suspect that if you offered to bang me, and pay my rent, i'd
turn you down......so now you actually have something to say to the
"intuitive" lesbians that check you out at the gym, witch

redstarfist - lively thread

|2008-06-06 06:51:45

haven't posted here in a while, still helping to maintain the site
though.

anyway, ever since DOS started posting here I've been so curious as
to how much money he has sitting in the bank, I suspect he's the only one with
any kind of real money around here, aside from the pleasantville kid, but the
boy from westchester county has been so sheltered, it's kind of hard for me to
listen to his take on things through those rose colored glasses of his.
But DOS
always sounds so tired, and he does give the impression that excessive demands
do come with worldy (bourgeois) validation. Maybe the pleasantville kid will
find this out when he gets a little bit older.

pleasantville kid

|2008-06-06 13:12:36

Redstarfist,

I'm delighted to see that you are still involved with the site
but please dont confuse me with nouveau riche DOS, I'm from serious Old Money as
is my fiancee. Our lives are blessed .

Jane	\|2008-06-06 13:32:32

Honey a girl who blows both ways has a better chance of getting what she needs .
You know, I was going to send David J ( who I bet is obese ) a link to my
personal business site and offer a discount until he started running his mouth ,
fuck him, he can pay to jerk off watching someone else.

Anna - re. lively thread

|2008-06-06 13:58:32

Do you think some of those women at the gym really would offer to pay the rent?
It intrigues me. But Redstarfist is right we mustnt ever allow our desperate
pursuit of unbearable happiness to blind us to the lot of the poor.

Devon - bonfire of the vanities

|2008-06-06 16:24:31

I normally don't pipe in like this, the comments I leave aren't exactly
provocative, but I can't bite my tongue on this one:

I'm willing to bet that
the pleasantville kid is the only one here who doesn't know how to laugh after
he has an orgasm, I'm also willing to bet that Redstarfist and DOS laugh the
loudest and with the most amount of freedom, such laser sharp cynicism lends
itself to a real bottom line kind of laughter....i can't picture the
pleasantville kid ever going there........unless fate changes and he ends up as
disillusioned as DOS.....THAT WON'T BE A PRETTY SIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

frank

|2008-06-06 18:44:05

I bet DOS and the Pleasantville Kid laugh loudest when they are screwing the
people who work for them in the ass.

pleasantville kid

|2008-06-06 21:11:57

Right that's it I'm through with you losers , I'm relocating to gawker.com and
content and comments by people from my side of the tracks. Dont put off the
revolution on my account...

Redstarfist

|2008-06-07 04:01:11

Devon was right, the kid can't laugh. I knew it all along too. He'll probably
make a mighty fine engineer when he graduates from college.

Jane	\|2008-06-07 04:09:39

The kid may even get laid before he graduates if he plays his cards right....

Redstarfist - farewell pleasantville kid

|2008-06-07 04:10:16

dear little one from westchester county, you might come from old money, but
you'll never be a true diplomat (unlike DOS)

jillian - the great contender

|2008-06-07 06:49:23

i just want to know how someone from the landed gentry ended up at this website
in the first place. Didn't his parents teach him that he is never, under any
circumstances to mingle with people like us?

anna	\|2008-06-07 09:18:49

In the late 90's Microsoft ran an ad of a Masai warrior leaning on his spear
and checking his e-mail as part of its ' Where are you going today ' campaign?
Today 5.3 % of Africans have access to the net compared to 73.0 % of North
Americans.
How's that for social mobility.

Jane	\|2008-06-07 09:19:21

Jesus! get off your soapbox bitch , some of us are trying to change the world
one orgasm at a time so why not embrace the positive and learn to laugh at
life's little misfortunes. If you cant , browse the porn sites or go on an
online shopping spree or something as your fucking self righteous take is really
bringing me down .

Come back kid all is forgiven momma wants to play!.

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