developmental trauma and dating
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Monday, 07 July 2008

..or should that read  trauma dating under development?

 

Whatever , I've been unimpressed with the results of our' Can Developmental Trauma Be Fixed ' poll on the front page and not exactly bowled over with the impoverished responses to my  Craigslist personal ad ( no Priscilla with God , I dont want to read any more of your dreary love poetry ) so we are moving on to plan C -  if I cant evolve and the other animals  on Craigslist are stuck in low brow stimulus response mode or simply posting pics of their genitalia I am going into the Evolution business to evolve the perfect creature of my own.

 

I created this guy in Spore , fleshed him out with a personality , some nifty dance moves and regal Autotelic colours and I'm going to nurture him through his developmental paces - boy is he going to  get some nurturing - and then I'm going to set him loose on Craigslist to find the  perfect partner and , eh, kill anyone who gets in his way.

 

Oh sure I know what you are thinking, that's a bit harsh. Well let me tell you do you think we were put on this planet to stand around looking timid and almost grateful as the bigger animals pulled up in their convertibles and said ' Hey there short fella, do you mind if I just fuck your mate? I'll throw in 5 bucks if you watch the car "

 

No Sir, Life is Brutally Unfair and if you cant Evolve, mimic Trotsky take out the competition. 

 

 

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GTA guy   |2008-08-16 02:38:30
That sucker is dog meat once you set him loose on Spore.
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