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Wreck on the Stepford Intersection

_POSTED_BY redstarfist

Saturday, 08 March 2008

If ya wanna get on in this world
You’re gonna have to take after the bar code wannabees
This has got to be the worst possible time in history
To try and follow a path that strives for justice and autonomy.
Rasputin is dismissed as a quack,
Monoculture reminds us that The Stepford wives are where it’s at.
They dogmatically arrange play dates for their kids
With others that come from white collar genetic stock
The Great Machine keeps rewarding those that blindly obey and conform
And never question authority.
It’s all about the economy,
And those obnoxious SUVs
That proudly display ridiculous alarmist signs
Warning us that a multi-taskin' Soccer mom
Is toting a future super human over achieving baby on board.
Whatever! (giggle-giggle)
Meanwhile, with each passing day,
The Roman Empire is rapidly chipping away

Comments

desperate housewife - there's another story here

|2008-04-15 16:57:40

the bourgeois are famous for indulging in those delicious secretive afternoon
trysts........My name is Melanie. I've often been told that I come from The
Patrician class. I live a double life with the local James Dean. He's a rugged
individualist, but if the bad boy plays his cards right, I'm going to help him
with his stalled career in social mobility. (no word of this to my husband
though, ok?)

DOS	\|2008-04-15 18:27:54

Do I know you from somewhere Melanie?
This all sounds so familiar.

Dave	\|2008-04-15 23:20:16

I'm a trucker on I80 and I see well heeled women like I imagine Melania to be
in cheap motels all the time, They drive top of the range cars and dress up like
Jackie Onassis hiding behind shades and headscarves to rendervous with blue
collar guys or even the dudes who clean the motel pool.They also have such a
look of disdain ,Bitches.

jillian

|2008-04-16 01:11:08

I'm sure that Melanie's local James Dean is trying to convince her that CMOP
stands for communist mode of production.

Kay	\|2008-04-16 01:19:51

Melanie probably enjoys going over his demand and supply curves and I have no
doubt he enjoys being upwardly mobile.

melanie - just so you know

|2008-04-16 02:30:20

I treat my bad boy as an equal, even though we come from radically different
backgrounds.

Anonymous

|2008-04-16 05:11:55

that's good to hear Melanie, we all have our mortality in common.

E	\|2008-04-16 05:54:39

This dialogue sounds like something from a Tennessee Williams play.
Figures!

jillian

|2008-06-07 05:20:07

....always make sure to schedule time to have a spicy affair with the tennis
coach, it can all be compartmentalized and organized so easily.

I'm
definitely not speaking for myself!

PacMan

|2008-06-07 13:41:06

For every bourgeoise wife practicing her backhand and full on lob with the young
fit tennis coach I bet there's a husband telling some young chick with a to die
for body how much his wife doesnt understand him.

Yeah, its a pretty
compartmentalised and ordered way to get ones needs met but it requires youth
and looks or money to participate and that's definitely not my situation. The
masses probably masturbate their frustrations away. I frequently do but the
frustrations persist. I dont own an SUV either. Right now I can barely afford
the junkheap I do drive.

the pleasantville kid

|2008-06-07 13:45:56

You obviously live on the wrong side of Stepford my friend.

redstarfist

|2008-06-07 16:27:33

hey, what is the pleasantville kid still doing here?????? Didn't he already say
goodbye? I'm mostly offended cause I know his parents would cut him off
financially if he ever married a girl like me....just kidding

I don't
care, even though it is the punchline. I wonder if he has any friends that
would date me????? Just kidding again. This is really all just a joke to me.
I'm getting too old, and too tired to do anything but laugh about this stuff
anymore.

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