turning alpha
_POSTED_BY bjorn   
Monday, 31 March 2008

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the DNA modification kit arrived this morning

all professionally boxed up

with a checklist of what was included in the price
two 10 mil phials of A-Zst 9

a syringe
plus details of how to adminster the A-Zst 9
- one shot immediately
and a booster shot 4 weeks after the first.

there was also a workout booklet
details of future plans for a telephone support line
and a return PO box address in China

I bought the kit on my credit card

it's the smartest 700 bucks I've ever spent

according to the leaflet
I'm one of the few people who can genetically benefit from the treatment    
its something like only 3% of the population

who can enhance their intelligence and earning potential in this way
I just wish i'd found out about this stuff sooner
because deep down I've always been kinda focussed

always known I  was pretty unique 

yeah, deep down, I've always known that I was born to succeed

it's my turn man

I'm next ! 

 

Comments
Anonymous  - orgasm material for the masses   |2008-03-31 14:46:16
i used to be an alpha female, but a lifetime of broken dreams and unfufilled
ambitions has beaten it out of me. It doesn't surprise me at all that there is
a way for those that have been ambushed by the bitterness of time to get back on
the economic track with a false sense of enthusiasm in order to keep the great
machine moving.
Anonymous   |2008-03-31 14:54:07
I skipped the Alpha juice and went straight for the Strichnine .
anna   |2008-03-31 14:59:00
it really is a lottery when you break things down, life is a casino and the
best games in town are rigged.
Anonymous  - Isle de Lesbos   |2008-03-31 18:04:08
alpha men don't really move me, there's something very anti-climatic about their
whole approach, guess that's why I prefer intimacy with other women.
Icarus  - Isle of Ikaria   |2008-03-31 18:34:37
..I'm probably an undefined omega-male...I learned long ago that falling in love
and staying in love are not the same...solitude is less complicated...I like
simplicity.
Anonymous   |2008-04-05 15:23:23
this is fucking hilarious!
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